Seriously? A sheriff was called to put a dog back outside? "Attention Kmart shoppers, there's a dog loose in the store. If it's yours, please take it out of the store. If not, we're going to go to the doggie treat isle, open a bag of bacon bits and entice the dog to an open door."
So, honey, what'd you do at work today? "Oh, I had to perform my public servant duties and track down an errant mutt in the Kmart store. We couldn't have it spreading fleas around and begging everyone for attention. It's a good thing nothing more pressing was happening outside the store! That mutt was insane crazy with the panting and tail wagging!"
Seriously? A sheriff was
Seriously? A sheriff was called to put a dog back outside? "Attention Kmart shoppers, there's a dog loose in the store. If it's yours, please take it out of the store. If not, we're going to go to the doggie treat isle, open a bag of bacon bits and entice the dog to an open door."
So, honey, what'd you do at work today? "Oh, I had to perform my public servant duties and track down an errant mutt in the Kmart store. We couldn't have it spreading fleas around and begging everyone for attention. It's a good thing nothing more pressing was happening outside the store! That mutt was insane crazy with the panting and tail wagging!"
LOL at least they did that
LOL at least they did that much... If it was the Kmart in Gates they probably would have just shot the dog.
What happened? Did I hurt
What happened? Did I hurt someone's feelings?
Not that I know of Doug, just
Not that I know of Doug, just referencing the rash of police vs dog shootings from Rochester.
I originally had 2 negative
I originally had 2 negative votes, Kyle. That's why I asked if I hurt the feelings of someone.