Officer's attempt to restrain stray billygoat fails
Didn't catch the location, but a law enforcement officer went on a mission a little while ago to catch a stray goat.
"I'll be out in the area attempting to wrangle a goat," he said.
A short time later, he says "Mr. Billygoat doesn't want to be wrangled today. Any other ideas?"
"Maybe someone could help you with a noose?"
"No, maybe a tranquilizer gun, but we don't have one."
"Maybe your partner could catch 'em?"
The outcome is unknown, so presumably the goat is still at large.