A swamp country fable: the turkey and the possum
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it COULD be done.
"No way!!!!" exclaimed the possum.
"Piece of cake" said the turkey...."Watch me".......and off he went.
"Cool beans" said the now believing possum. "Let me give it a try!"......
Meanwhile, a lone turkey vulture patiently watches in anticipation...........
He made it...much to the vulture's disappointment!