Eric/Rick

My son, who's name is also Eric, has asked me to clarify my profile information. It seems i have been embarrasing him in front of his co-workers. They thought the opinionated, sarcastic, narrow minded person,  with nothing else to do on here was him. So from now on i will use Rick, which is what most people call me anyway [or something similar] There guys, now leave him alone or i'll call your mothers