Police respond to ham-throwing incident at Sav-A-Lot

By Howard B. Owens
Apr 13, 2014, 5:52pm

A man who reportedly threw a ham at another customer inside of Sav-A-Lot is on the lam on Ellicott Street, according to dispatchers.

Police are responding after a manager complained that the man on the lam threw a ham at another customer.

The victim of the ham-throwing incident is in the parking lot.

David Culver

Dr Suess would be proud

Apr 13, 2014, 6:50pm Permalink

Bea McManis

What was his beef? Now the

What was his beef? Now the police will grill him. Oh boy, he's in the stew now!

Apr 13, 2014, 8:05pm Permalink

Jeff Allen

I do not like this Save-A-Lot

I do not like this Save-A-Lot ham, I do not like it Sam I am. I do not like this Save-A-Lot ham, I throw this ham at this odd man. I threw this ham at this odd man, now Sam I am is on the lam.

Apr 13, 2014, 8:49pm Permalink

Scott Blossom

Damn, did I start this stuff

Damn, did I start this stuff on March 22, 2013?

At any rate, nice one Jeff!

Bea you are right up my alley!

Come on everyone, let's have some pun!

Apr 13, 2014, 10:51pm Permalink

RICHARD L. HALE

I got nothin' to say...I'm

I got nothin' to say...I'm going to bed...chop,chop. And that my friends is no bolony!

Apr 13, 2014, 11:28pm Permalink

Randa Williams

It could be a hate crime if

It could be a hate crime if it was not a domestic ham, and making it an annual event would be great. For Thanksgiving we could have a Turkey Toss!

Apr 14, 2014, 6:20am Permalink

Tim Miller

It was a complete misunderstanding... The porcine offender was simply trying to start a new tradition of Ham Bowling for Easter, similar to turkey bowling at Thanksgiving. Is it his fault the target appeared to be a pinhead?

Apr 14, 2014, 6:44am Permalink

tom hunt

Those shank portion hams have

Those shank portion hams have a large bone in them. That would hurt if hit by that!!

Apr 14, 2014, 8:47am Permalink

Ron C Welker

I am sure I have seen flying

I am sure I have seen flying pigs on tv Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! but not in Save a lots :>)

Apr 14, 2014, 8:52am Permalink

Jeff Allen

Anyone have access to a

Anyone have access to a helicopter? We could get a hold of Les Nessman and start the Annual Easter Hams Away Ham drop. There is no one more qualified than a coveted "Silver Sow Award" winner.

Apr 14, 2014, 9:11am Permalink

Brian Schollard

As god as my witness, I

As god as my witness, I thought Hams could fly

Apr 14, 2014, 4:10pm Permalink

Billie Owens

I'd hate to think they were

I'd hate to think they were tussling over an Easter dinner ham. That's as bad as stealing the baby Jesus from the nativity or a stampede at Wally World after Thanksgiving.