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Police respond to ham-throwing incident at Save-A-Lot

A man who reportedly threw a ham at another customer inside of Save-A-Lot is on the lam on Ellicott Street, according to dispatchers.

Police are responding after a manager complained that the man on the lam threw a ham at another customer.

The victim of the ham-throwing incident is in the parking lot.

David Culver
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Dr Suess would be proud

Bea McManis
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What was his beef? Now the police will grill him. Oh boy, he's in the stew now!

Jeff Allen
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I do not like this Save-A-Lot ham, I do not like it Sam I am. I do not like this Save-A-Lot ham, I throw this ham at this odd man. I threw this ham at this odd man, now Sam I am is on the lam.

Scott Blossom
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Damn, did I start this stuff on March 22, 2013?

At any rate, nice one Jeff!

Bea you are right up my alley!

Come on everyone, let's have some pun!

RICHARD L. HALE
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I got nothin' to say...I'm going to bed...chop,chop. And that my friends is no bolony!

Randa Williams
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It could be a hate crime if it was not a domestic ham, and making it an annual event would be great. For Thanksgiving we could have a Turkey Toss!

Tim Miller
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It was a complete misunderstanding... The porcine offender was simply trying to start a new tradition of Ham Bowling for Easter, similar to turkey bowling at Thanksgiving. Is it his fault the target appeared to be a pinhead?

tom hunt
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Those shank portion hams have a large bone in them. That would hurt if hit by that!!

Ron C Welker
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I am sure I have seen flying pigs on tv Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! but not in Save a lots :>)

Jeff Allen
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Anyone have access to a helicopter? We could get a hold of Les Nessman and start the Annual Easter Hams Away Ham drop. There is no one more qualified than a coveted "Silver Sow Award" winner.

Brian Schollard
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As god as my witness, I thought Hams could fly

Billie Owens
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I'd hate to think they were tussling over an Easter dinner ham. That's as bad as stealing the baby Jesus from the nativity or a stampede at Wally World after Thanksgiving.

Doug Yeomans
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Mary (office manager @ the store) wanted me to share this gem

Tim Miller
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Oh, the irony if this had happened at Piggly-Wiggly rather than Save-a-Lot.

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