Dr Suess would be proud
Police respond to ham-throwing incident at Save-A-Lot
Submitted by Howard B. Owens on April 13, 2014 - 5:52pm
A man who reportedly threw a ham at another customer inside of Save-A-Lot is on the lam on Ellicott Street, according to dispatchers.
Police are responding after a manager complained that the man on the lam threw a ham at another customer.
The victim of the ham-throwing incident is in the parking lot.
What was his beef? Now the police will grill him. Oh boy, he's in the stew now!
I do not like this Save-A-Lot ham, I do not like it Sam I am. I do not like this Save-A-Lot ham, I throw this ham at this odd man. I threw this ham at this odd man, now Sam I am is on the lam.
Damn, did I start this stuff on March 22, 2013?
At any rate, nice one Jeff!
Bea you are right up my alley!
Come on everyone, let's have some pun!
I got nothin' to say...I'm going to bed...chop,chop. And that my friends is no bolony!
It could be a hate crime if it was not a domestic ham, and making it an annual event would be great. For Thanksgiving we could have a Turkey Toss!
It was a complete misunderstanding... The porcine offender was simply trying to start a new tradition of Ham Bowling for Easter, similar to turkey bowling at Thanksgiving. Is it his fault the target appeared to be a pinhead?
Those shank portion hams have a large bone in them. That would hurt if hit by that!!
I am sure I have seen flying pigs on tv Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! but not in Save a lots :>)
Anyone have access to a helicopter? We could get a hold of Les Nessman and start the Annual Easter Hams Away Ham drop. There is no one more qualified than a coveted "Silver Sow Award" winner.
As god as my witness, I thought Hams could fly
I'd hate to think they were tussling over an Easter dinner ham. That's as bad as stealing the baby Jesus from the nativity or a stampede at Wally World after Thanksgiving.
Mary (office manager @ the store) wanted me to share this gem
Oh, the irony if this had happened at Piggly-Wiggly rather than Save-a-Lot.