Gee whiz. Is this how Alexander conquered the known world? Was this exercise on Caesar's mind when he crossed the Rubicon? Is this how Carnegie forged his steel? Or how Hearst sold his hackery, or Reagan his puffery? Is this how William Jennings Bryan sold his soap? Was this the sort of team-building that allowed the allies to defeat both the Japanese and German empires at one go?
However did we win the war?
Just for laughs. . .