C.A.R.S.
Submitted by Peter O'Brien on August 3, 2009 - 8:25am
Since the government has found it in their infinite wisdom to pay people $4500 for buying a new car with slightly better gas mileage, I am making a wishlist of other things I want them to give me money for.
Everytime I put gas in my tank, I want 50% back since I am stimulating the oil market.
When I buy groceries, I want 25% of my money returned to me since I am helping shopping cart attendants keep their jobs after the increase in minimum wage.
If I eat a hamburger instead of a hotdog, I would like a $5 rebate since hotdogs are heated twice before consumption.
I have a small garden, where is my farm subsidy? I am not getting any income from it at all.
I need a new electrical riser for my house, will the federal government help pay for it to keep potential fire damage and the cost associated with it from affecting the local fire department? Just think how much carbon dioxide is thrown into the air from a house fire and the trucks that respond to them.
If I choose to have an led campfire instead of actually burning wood, do I get some cash?
As a private citizen can I have carbon credits that I can sell to businesses when Cap and Trade is passed or does that only apply to other legal entities such as businesses?
This may all seem ridiculous but so is paying someone $4500 for going out, buying a $200 junker, that leaks oil but has been on the road and insured for the past year and gets 5 MPG, and replacing it with a car that cost $8000 from Korea.
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But there was never a mandate in the original legislation that said the program had to last until November. "Program runs through Nov 1, 2009 or when the funds are exhausted, whichever comes first," reads the government Web site for the "clunkers" program. The exhaustion of funds simply came before the expiration date. Republicans are suggesting it's too late to change the allocation now. "I just think this is a great example of the stupidity that's coming out of Washington right now," Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., said on "FOX News Sunday," adding that the Senate needs to "slow this thing down." "We estimated this would cost $1 billion," DeMint said. "Now they're saying we need $2 billion more. Our children and grandchildren can't afford to make these car dealers well right now." Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., has threatened to block the bill. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, in prepared remarks, said Monday that the lifeline request just shows how poor the original spending estimates were. Though supporters are talking about pulling the additional $2 billion from existing stimulus funds, that hasn't quelled Republican concerns. McConnell spokesman Don Stewart said that cash is still "borrowed money." "They can say it's paid for, but it's paid for with a credit card. ... It's like making your minimum payment through a cash advance of another credit card," he said.
Why does it always take losing power in congress for the Republicans to get fiscally conservative again?


