Excuse me, but that isn't even remotely close to being funny
Man suspected of lewd behavior being sought inside Kmart
Submitted by Billie Owens on June 4, 2012 - 6:01pm
A man is reportedly "touching himself inappropriately" in the infants' section of Kmart. Law enforcement is responding. He is described as an "older" person with red hair, having a "larger build," wearing jeans and a plaid hoodie. He is also believed to be intoxicated. The store is located at 8363 Lewiston Road in the Town of Batavia.
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June 4, 2012 - 8:19pm
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June 4, 2012 - 11:03pm
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hahahaha what is wrong with people ??????
June 5, 2012 - 7:24am
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I heard they caught him by the tools
June 5, 2012 - 1:29pm
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Sorry Mark, but I laughed.
June 5, 2012 - 1:44pm
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I heard a rumour he was acting up at the police station too. One deputy described him as 'a real handful...'
Ba Dum Cha!
June 5, 2012 - 1:48pm
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I heard they gave him a binky, a fresh depends diaper, a clean blankie and then he went right to sleep
Was he perhaps being profiled because of the hoodie?