A caller reports there's a man lying on or near the roadway on Batavia-Oakfield Townline Road. Meanwhile another caller reports coming home on that same street and finding the front and back door had been opened and a pair of sneakers on the porch. The man lying down is believed to be sans shoes. Law enforcement is responding, and will no doubt be checking to see if the sneakers fit the man.
UPDATE 4:10 p.m.: "Where was the subject supposed to be laying?" asks an officer. The address given is 2847 (Batavia-Oakfield TL Road).
And The Almighty is still
And The Almighty is still trying to figure out what was going on, when he heard THIS soliloquy from one of His 'lost children' - "Feet, don't fail me now! Move. MOVE!!" (and then, shortly after) "Aw, CRAP! I forgot my Red Ball JETS. Well, I ain't goin' back NOW! SA Botique, here I come!"