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Guy and gal walking along Main Street, Batavia, allegedly behaving unlawfully

A black male is reportedly walking along Main Street in Batavia and exposing himself, according to a caller to dispatch. He is allegedly accompanied by a female who was allegedly seen urinating in public.

Kyle Couchman
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Joined: Dec 25 2009

Wow I wish I could say I'm surprised but I'm not..... Stay classy Batavia.

Bob Harker
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Joined: Aug 20 2009

WOW! Is the new Bills stadium already here?

tom hunt
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Joined: Jan 31 2009

The warm weather sure brings out the animal in some people. We have the rest of the Summer to look forward to this bizzare behavior.

Steve Hackett
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Joined: Jun 20 2013

Let me guess....both individuals have 40 hour a week jobs and are pillars of the community????....nah...I am thinking more like system abusers and get to sleep in 7 days a week....

Kurt Schwab
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Joined: Aug 25 2011

Bart: [on grandstand to the townspeople] Excuse me while I whip this out.
[reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams; Bart pulls out paper, they sigh with relief]

Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?

[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Christopher Putnam
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Joined: Oct 11 2012

Born naked. Nudity on tv. Nudity in the movies. Nudity on the internet is unavoidable. I know its not classy, and i know its poor behavior, but the people that are offended by nudity or genitals, are just as much a problem as the people displaying them.
Oh my GOD, is that a penis?! The horror! Some people even go out of their way to see other peoples genitals! Imagine that. Maybe its just me, but im about as offended by some strangers junk, as i am by a tree. Not at all.

Dear caller: Next time, have a laugh, and move on.

Scott Birkby
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Joined: May 15 2010

Here indeed is the unknown quantity among narcotics. No one can predict its effect. No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a calm philosopher, a joyous reveler in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, an exhibitionist, a public urinator, or a murderer.

Douglas Goodwin
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Joined: Oct 22 2013

Sadly, this is what our town has come to.

Jason Crater
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Joined: Aug 25 2009

At least Batavia isn't boring.

C. M. Barons
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Joined: Jul 29 2008

Is that a voice-over from "Dragnet?"

Julie Morales
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Joined: Nov 27 2009

“Oh my GOD, is that a penis?! The horror!”

That is hilarious! It should be on a T-shirt or bumper sticker or coffee mug.

Ed Hartgrove
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Joined: Dec 20 2012

Anyone remember the "Top-Free 7"?

Seems maybe we need to form a Bottom-Free 7.

How about it, guys? Care to step up to the plate and see if you measure up to the task?

barb king
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Joined: Jan 29 2010

I love quick time harch.

Tim Howe
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Joined: Jan 1 2009

Nice History Of The World reference Barb Smile

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